May 5th, 2017
“Come one, come all!” I announced to the crowd that came to my shop/museum.
I jumped out all adorned with my painted face and blue dyed hair. It was frizzier than usual, but hey, it’s perfect for my little act. Okay, I’m a natural redhead, but it would be lame if I came in with my normal hair color on that day.
The applause started trickling in. I started up by juggling some pink bowling pins before putting them all in my big black trunk.
“How’s everyone doing today?”
The audience cheered.
“Very good. Let’s kick it up a few notches.”