He immediately put his hands off me and raised them like he was pretending to be innocent.
Please. I’ve seen more believable shenanigans in stupid sitcoms.
I regained my composure after I thought that I would be punched in the face or body slammed to the ground.
I saw the teacher point in the direction to the principal’s office to get his sorry behind over in that direction.
That was either impeccable timing or a well-placed deus ex machina in the story of my life at that point.
I just smirked and walked right on into my next class despite being shaken up a bit.