“It’s not like I hit anyone until one of you guys assaulted me first.” I said to them. “Yeah, I admit to fighting in self-defense, but at least I’m man enough to admit it unlike all you tools.”
“Say what, you little–”
“Enough!” The dean stopped this verbal (and possible physical) altercation. “As much as it pains us to put our starters here, we can’t have anyone feel threatened at Rutland High. All of you will be getting In School Suspensions for a week.”
“Are you kidding?” They argued.
Finally, justice was served.